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For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”
Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!
surreal moment: realized i had no mtn dew in the fridge and i want to make sure i have one for the morning when i wake up, and i have a 12pack in my car so even tho its like 3am i run outside to get it. i click my car fob and my car beeps and then i hear another beep nearby. someone else has also just walked outside to apparently grab something from their car. its my next door neighbor. i dont know him. i go to my car and grab the case. im in a parking lot at 3am with a strange man tho so obviously i keep an eye on him and i look up and see what hes doing and.
he has also. grabbed a 12pack of mtn dew from his car. we make eye contact. he sees mine. he doesnt say anything. we both walk back to our apartments in silence. im reeling
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