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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
imitation-lobster-meat nmpositive
videohall

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

foxymaple

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

perkachow

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

fishmech erintoknow
whirlibirb

surreal moment: realized i had no mtn dew in the fridge and i want to make sure i have one for the morning when i wake up, and i have a 12pack in my car so even tho its like 3am i run outside to get it. i click my car fob and my car beeps and then i hear another beep nearby. someone else has also just walked outside to apparently grab something from their car. its my next door neighbor. i dont know him. i go to my car and grab the case. im in a parking lot at 3am with a strange man tho so obviously i keep an eye on him and i look up and see what hes doing and.

he has also. grabbed a 12pack of mtn dew from his car. we make eye contact. he sees mine. he doesnt say anything. we both walk back to our apartments in silence. im reeling

dokurochrome

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