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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

Do you know why Sun Bears look so...weird compared to other bears? Is it the eyes?

bunjywunjy answered:

it’s not just you, sun bears just look incredibly bizarre when you stack them up against other bears!

pictured: bear

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pictured: film extra from the first narnia movie in a hyperreallistic fursuit:

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but as always, there are real valid reasons behind mother nature’s stupid horseshit!

the sun bear has bizarrely humanlike limbs because, living in a hot tropical environment, they have no need for the enormous fat reserves of the temperate bears! this makes their bodies a LOT thinner and really screws up their proportions. 

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like really, REALLY screws up.

but sun bears do actually have longer front legs than other bears, along with larger claws, longer tongues, and cartoonishly mobile muppet faces.

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and for good reason: sun bears are specialized predators of social insects!

the long legs and huge claws let the sun bear rip into beehives and termite mounds alike with wild abandon, while the long tongue and agile face assist the sun bear with getting all slurpy slurpy on the innocent hive insects and their delicious larva who were just going about their normal insect day when the sun bear rolled into town.

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“aaaieeee! please, not the children!”

now insects aren’t ALL a sun bear eats, by any means, but they DO form the bulk of the protein in the sun bear’s diet, so they’ve got good reasons to look the way they do!

humans just tend to find the wonky proportions pretty off-putting, and it doesn’t help that many sun bears also have light-colored eyes which humans find incredibly freaky.

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NYEGH okay that is pretty awful. 

anyway tldr sun bears look weird because the bear family tried to produce an anteater, and they didn’t do a half-bad job at it!

luxflora

me looking at a normal bear: ah! dangerous, but a fun and furry friend! :)

me looking at a sun bear: AH GOD NO PLEASE WHAT ABOMINATION IS THIS JUST KILL ME BEFORE IT DOES

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prettybonesandvultureprose

He’s so fucking valid I love him

adulthoodisokay

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digitaldiscipline

Pigeon Status: SICK

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@takashi0 @mageknight14

death-to-the-triffids

@theramseyloft

why are they doing that? Is it for fun or for something else?

theramseyloft

I’ve talked about this gif before, but it has been a hot minute.

This is a Takla tumbler performing the acrobatic feat for which this group of performing breeds is named.

Tumbling is an excited stim.

If you look closely, you can see safflower seeds, a favorite treat of most pigeons, scattered on the ground.

This individual is very excited to receive such a high value treat, and is doing the pigeon equivalent of extravagant happy-flaps.