KREUZADER

gibson-girlboss the-punforgiven

lesbianshepard

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself.

firstborn-of-akatosh

This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.

normal-horoscopes

CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

titleknown

For reference, the story is The Alchemist, and you can read it here.

…Also, @randomitemdrop, this probably fits your tag for spells/curses.

randomitemdrop

Spell: Curse of Break Into Your House & Shoot You

fuzzyghost street-trash

weirdlandtv:
“THE INTELLIGENT WOMAN’S GUIDE TO ATOMIC RADIATION (1964). Cover art by Bruce Robertson.
”

chrismcfeely irlnautica

neilnevins

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

neilnevins

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

vampiricyoshi

I felt compelled

gallusrostromegalus

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

3liza

dunglizard asked:

This might be very stupid but I think you’re the only one who can help me. Years ago I saw a short video that was like a Ken Burns style fake documentary of SA flame wars with “ashokan farewell” playing in the background. I’m 90% certain you posted or reblogged it because you’re the only SA-adjacent person I follow. I’ve been looking for it all day and can’t find the right string of search terms. Apologies for the bother if you have no idea what I’m talking about; I love seeing pictures of your large dog on twitter.

i have asked my main SA scholar friend and she doesnt know either but this sounds absolutely incredible so i’m hoping someone can identify it. your description is dimly ringing some bells. one of the problems is that all the SA-generated media like this 1. has irony titles like when i want horns.aiff i have to search “your shirt look like a dishrag” and never a relevant title to the actual content, a form of ingroup shielding, and 2. a ton of it is deleted quickly and otherwise the creator tries to get rid of it, which is stupid and i have a problem with but which i understand

something awful SA asks

3liza mellifexfarm

mellifexfarm

oh, pigeons

konczakowski

gif loop dragon eye spiral

fishmech robosucka

robosucka

fishmech alles7ist7vorbei

Lawrence and Willoughby Streets, Brooklyn, 1972

retrocgads

USA1996 ACTIVISION ADVENTURE IBM MACINTOSH SPYCRAFT THE GREAT GAME

nmpositive the-spinner-rack

the-spinner-rack:
“HO. HO. HO (by Bill Jaaska & Jeff Albrecht from Incredible Hulk #378, 1991)
”

ruisa-faa redchrominance

futureevilscientist

Thinking about how the Russian word for “comrade” isn’t actually nearly as stilted and formal-sounding in the language itself and would be more accurately translated as companion/fellow/pal/partner (the whole point of it is that it’s a gender-neutral informal form of address that makes no distinction by gender or social class or profession), and how much that simple mistranslation turned viral has done to shape the perception of people living in Soviet times as these fanatical overly stilted communist caricatures

anyway, language and propaganda and all that

futureevilscientist

americans think it means soldier when it actually means friend

Whoop. There it is in one line.

anglophobia-official

you have nothing to lose but your chains, bestie