vonbaghager
*steps in a puddle and a Dark Souls style status effect bar rapidly fills until I’m struck with !!WET SOCKS!! nd i explode and die horribly*
urbandronenoodler
your number one priority in any souls game should be your fashion.
Even though the game will allow you to beat the final boss with whatever u want, you CANNOT allow yourself to feature in those cutscenes without your ideal fit. This is what the hardcore gamers mean by “git gud”.
prokopetz
Any time folks get too heated discussing Elden Ring lore, I think it’s important to remember this is a game that devotes a considerable portion of that lore to justifying a boss fight built around the classic Looney Tunes sight gag of a really big guy riding a really tiny horse.
nmpositive
majuuorthrus
my favorite fucked up animal is the false killer whale it looks like a rejected kaiju design… like a void with teeth…. look at this fucking baby
also these guys have been documented in gay pairbonds with fuckin BOTTLENOSES which isn’t even their species! fuck it up dude!
spaghettibastard
aenreth
tsunbath
alistairs
giganticbuddha
setzeri
lythanel
sapph1te
lordtableshark
unawakening-float07
kreuzaderny