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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tardis-stowaway

“It’s bad that the boat is stuck. It’s bad for lots of people and for lots of reasons. I know that. Please don’t think that me liking the stuck boat is an ideological stance. This is not an opinion I have about boats, or about canals, or about things generally being stuck. But I can’t deny it: I like that the boat is stuck. I like that, so far, we all seem to agree that the boat is stuck. There’s no debate over whether or not the big boat is stuck: it is a big boat, and it is stuck, and we are all aware of those facts, even those of us who are currently located in outer space. Furthermore, most of us share the opinion that it’s disagreeable, logistically, for the boat to be stuck. The boat being stuck is inconvenient. It’s a big disruption! Nobody can say it isn’t a big disruption. None of my distant relatives will get into arguments on The Face Website about whether or not the stuck boat is making a nuisance for lots of people. I like that.”

I Like That The Boat Is Stuck” by Sarah Gailey

I highly recommend that you read this short essay about the stuck boat and why we like hearing in the news that it is stuck. It’s funny and entirely accurate.

bluemonkeydevil wisdomsavingthrow
ibakesouffles

stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there’s more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

kirain

I showed this tiktok to my grandma to make her laugh, but now she’s all excited and actually wants to make a chocolate potato cake. We’re gonna do it.

I’ll keep everyone posted.

kirain

It’s happening, folks!

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kirain

Looks good, but we’re not done yet!

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Our sweet, sweet child needs to cool before we add the finishing touches!

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kirain

My creation is complete!

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After dinner, we’ll give it a taste test!

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I wonder how it’ll taste.

kirain

Oh…

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My…

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God.

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It’s incredible!

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This stupid cake, made with potatoes … is delicious! It’s so sweet, moist, and decadent, just like a brownie! And I don’t even like chocolate or potatoes!

The recipe from the tiktok was pretty much impossible to find. I looked high and low, but everyone posted recipes that I KNOW he didn’t use because the ingredients and methods were different. After some searching, my grandma and I came up with our own recipe.

For the Cake:

1 cup mashed potato

2 cups sour cream

1 ¾ cup flour

1 ¾ cup sugar

¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder

½ cup softened butter

2 eggs

1 ½ tsp baking soda

1 tsp vanilla

Pinch of salt

For the Drizzle:

4 oz semi-sweet chocolate

½ cup sugar

3 tbsp corn syrup

2 tbsp water

A lot of recipes called for a mixer or a processor, but my grandma and I wanted to make an every-man kind of recipe, since we know not everyone has those things. Plus they’re heavy and a pain to clean anyway, so bowls it is!

Instructions:

1. Peel and boil the potato, then mash it. Set aside to cool. Go to the bathroom, do your homework, then come back. That should be enough time.

2. Set oven to 350°F.

3. Cream butter. This means putting the sugar and butter into a bowl and mashing it together with a fork until it’s thoroughly mixed.

3. Put everything else in the same bowl, including the mashed potato. Mix and stir well. Work those muscles!

4. Grease a pan (doesn’t matter what kind you use) and spatula batter into pan. Even out if necessary.

5. Bake in oven for 40 minutes.

6. Test cake with pick. If nothing sticks, it’s finished. If batter does stick to pick, let it bake a bit longer but make sure it doesn’t burn. Remove and set aside to cool.

For the Drizzle:

1. Cut chocolate into tiny squares.

2. In a small pot, mix sugar, corn syrup, and water.

3. On medium heat, wait for mixture to sizzle and stir it. Do NOT let it boil.

4. Remove from element and add chocolate.

5. Wait for squares to melt, then mix.

6. Drizzle or pour over cake.

Enjoy!

ironwoman359

I’m so glad there’s a recipe now, I really want to try this!

bluemonkeydevil wilwheaton

The Satanic Temple announces Satanic Abortion Ritual, essentially making abortion a religious right under the Religious Freedom Reatoration Act. I don't have enough words for how much I support this organization, atheistic or not. We need more people like this.


cargopantsman

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*crying* Hail *sniffles* Satan

lesser-flamingo

The satanic temple does a lot of work to exploit legal loopholes meant to priotritze christians to give safety & care to people who need it. I encourage people to check out some of the other work they do

mcgregorswench

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alphacrone

i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:

  • Your mask protects others more than it protects you
  • You can still spread covid even if you’re vaccinated or not showing any symptoms
  • The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original

so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person

alphacrone

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world-heritage-posts:
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“earlgreytea68:
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“ ourpoeticlives:
“ oculousreparo:
“ fuckmegentlywitha2x4:
“ brock-obama:
“ Owls confirmed to be the creepiest...
brock-obama

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

fuckmegentlywitha2x4

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

oculousreparo

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ourpoeticlives

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

earlgreytea68

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

earlgreytea68

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

earlgreytea68

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

jlrpuck

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

earlgreytea68

::bows with a flourish::

revfrog

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

imnotokaywiththerunning

@revfrog

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Originally posted by wonderlandsorcery

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